If I Were

I saw this on a couple blogs so I'm going to do it If I were a month I would be: July If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday If I were a direction I would be: south If I were a time of the day I would be: 3:30 If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a La-z boy chair If I were a liquid I would be: water If I were a stone I would be: opal If I were a tree I would be: California Redwood If I were a bird I would be: a Cardinal If I were a tool I would be: a nail gun If I were a plant/flower I would be: buttercup If I were a type of weather I would be: a hot summer day with a little breeze If I were a instrument I would be: Violin If I were a color I would be: Blue If I were an emotion I would be: happy If I were a vegetable I would be: Romaine lettuce If I were a sound I would be: an airplane engine If I were a car I would be: range rover or McLaren F1 (because i need something fast) If I were a food I would be: chicken cutlet If I were a place I would be: Bermuda If I were a material I would be: cotton If I were a scent I would be: vanilla If I were a phrase I would be: "LET'S JUST DO THIS" If I were a body part I would be: eyes or legs without feet (I hate them) If I were a facial expression I would be: smile If I were a subject in school I would be: business math If I were a game I would be: Baseball (its doesn't say board game) Mine's the best